The most interesting part of these UFOs is that Donald Trump is a pedophile

RIP my tio he got hit by a chalupa

this is my red sauce that makes me crazy and hurt others

i dont have my pronouns in my bio because yknow twitter but if anyone was curious i use they/them :3

IT TASTES LIKE PISS

I NEED TO MOVE OUT SO FUCKING BAD I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE OH MY GOD

no ones gonna hit on me so its fine

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

FINALLY TO THE ALAN ALDA ARC IN THE WEST WING I LOVE MY STUPID CHUD LIFE

i wish i had the strength to social media "detoxes" but i literally dont leave my house sometimes for weeks its a miracle i havent had a psychotic episode atp

if a stranger goes anywhere near my youknowwhat im gonna go fucking postal

i caved and bought a digital camera but it was like $15 however the original selling price at target is $70 so i think i lucked out

their mating ritual