It was a rough year, but at least we got to see Chorby Soul play 👏

we think we're blaseball, but we KNOW Chorby Soul is blaseball

While it is true that much about Chorby Soul remains mysterious, that only make some of us love Chorby even more!

Reports out of camp are that Chorby Soul's offseason regime includes busting open piñatas and doing "a frankly unbelievable amount of squats."

A NEW SEASON BEGINS. THE NEW YORK MILLENNIAL'S ARE COMING FOR Y'ALL THIS SEASON. WE ARE AMPED AND POWERED UP #YOUTHWILLSAVEUS #BLASEBALL #NYMILLENNIALS

Just wait until you discover the savory twang of BASE THIRST™

We asked Chorby about the offseason Election Results, and they had this to say: "That's how splorts goes. I think." They then returned to their black bean veggie burger with avocado and garlic aioli.

Our new mascot is Millie the Bodega Cat. She’s lovely. She has (x) number of legs. I’ll post a pic of her when I find her.

Chorby Soul has eaten not from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, but from the Tree of the Knowledge of Swinging and Catching #ChorbyFacts

We have not yet confirmed if Chorby is allergic to peanuts, but we do know they HATE walnuts, does that help?

Update: we have been informed that this "is blaseball." We are attempting to collect ourselves

We've been hearing some interesting rumors this week! 🤫 #RISE And also a number of us have been experiencing unsettling dreams involving blue flames and strange chants, so there's that.

Soon comes the hour and the day.

Now.

We Are Not Doing So Well Over Here.