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Anyone else obsessively practice DRY so hard that you end up refactoring your code 5 times so that there isn't one instance of repeating code, or is that just me?

Where’s everyone going once twitter implodes?

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Someone try to converse with me rn. It’s important to record this for future me. Hopefully Twitter lives long enough for me to see this tomorrow. #elonburns #crushinit

Isn’t it weird how people refer to pants as a pair when it is actually one connected clothing item? I first started going down this line of reasoning thinking about underwear in the same way. Thanks for listening! For more thoughts just wait a minute and I’m sure I’ll say someth