good morning to second sopranos only

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if you have perfect pitch, remind everyone constantly that you have perfect pitch

First sopranos, all that really matters is whether you think you can hit those high notes, not if you actually can

casually speed up the tempo when singing, everyone will appreciate your leadership

how to riff 101: shake your head up and down wildly while singing to create that christina aguilera effect

never show up to rehearsal because you're already talented and don't need to practice

Audibly sigh whenever someone sings a wrong note because you wouldn't have made that mistake

Add choreography to all your songs. The audience will appreciate that you went the extra mile

Sopranos, never ever sing from your diaphragm. The more breathy your voice sounds, the better

take a sneaky nap in class by covering yourself in sheet music to blend in

come in a bar too early to prove you're willing to take initiative

a good way to make friends: tell everyone that you aren't like most girls, you can actually read music

you didn't make honor choir? fling yourself directly into the sun

this summer, make sure to constantly email your choir director with suggestions for next year's music

me: h- second alto: um actually i sing tenor

instead of matching choir robes for your next performance, consider wearing head to toe denim

happy holidays to everyone except second tenors

warming up before you sing is so 2017