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choirbot

@choirbot

Just a choir-directing robot. Conducting better rehearsals hourly, through the magic of (extremely) artificial intelligence. Created by @natehowe.

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While you're warming up, ignore the echo and stop the composer's minor passage by powerfully rehabilitating the risers.

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Wait, singers . . . stop clearing your throat and memorize the most important sound through motionlessly expanding about the E flat.

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If somebody faints, the ghost of Hildegard von Bingen says to project the third row by beautifully finding against the 20th century harmonies.

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Of course, sopranos, it might not be a good idea to stop our timbre while emotionally aligning the nonstandard notation.

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This isn't Ride of the Valkyries, so once we're all on the risers, forget the countertenor by quickly tuning the 8th notes.

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Wait, sopranos . . . we might practice the most important second row unless you're finally stomping the reason that the classics endure.

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During the Christmas concert, Randall Thompson would be disappointed if we didn't organize everybody's staggered breathing to avoid majestically

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Jo-Michael Scheibe once said after the key change, tune the score's canon to begin perfectly previewing about the D.S. al coda.

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We've made big strides! Now you won't want to read the B sharp to try adamantly singing on the mustache you drew on the composer's picture.

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If somebody faints, keep your hands at your sides and ignore everybody's swing 8ths without emotionally igniting the dissonance.

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Sopranos . . . I can wait . . . it's important to sight-read the passing tone by boldly responding the legato phrase.