god please when i’m about to overshare let me start coughing

I once overheard someone saying “if you ever see me having fun, don’t think I have money, I’m just living way above my means” and real 😭😭

In this life, you’ll need people to put you on.

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

money makes you a better son, a better friend, a better partner.

has anyone checked on pep?

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.” Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

S & M Barbershop 💈 opening soon …. If you can’t beat them join them

I need money for before this year ends -ac -solar -75 inch Tv -ps 5 -iPhone 17 pro

Me tryna survive the remaining days until payday 😭

nobody has rested since twitter learnt the word performative

Chizungu ndi umbuli masiku ano zikumayendera limodzi kwambiri kusiyana ndi kale.

This week…

Work hard so that your children should not struggle after school, building wealth is easier when it is inherited. We should not look doing on those who are inheriting things from parents - their parents started a blueprint that ours didn't, let us change things.

Hate watch is very important in Malawi, otherwise anthuwa azititenga opusa all the time. Inu kumabakila someone using your tax money to finance their lifestyle.

You’re not buying a G wagon or Land Cruiser 300 series in Malawi with clean money bro I really don’t care what anyone says

Mind you, the first time I heard the word, xenophobia, it was because of SA!

Don't say anything. Just repost 😂