classic example of someone who has no business being dead

What I would give to be 14 years old and hearing Kickstarts by Example for the first time again

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Letter on my site :)

real

I once had to write the entire chorus to Starship’s 1987 smash hit Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now on a message card at work

Well it’s finally happened, just had someone come into my work to order flowers and said “I got chat gpt to design something”, too fucking bad buddy that’s literally my whole job take your £30 and shove it up your hole x

I’m so pleased about my close personal friend Taylor Swift getting engaged

weird one but is it just me that thinks the lion from wizard of oz and shadrach dingle look the same ???

In my humble co op where I buy my dairylea dunkers

I turn 30 in 2 months and I still go to my mums to sit on her couch and watch itv3 when I’m not well, I’m literally just a baby

There is no greater joy than being a fly on the wall to your bf and his pals chatting absolute SHITE on the PlayStation

I’m about to be soooo fucking insufferable about this, sorry to everyone I know x

Too many boring think pieces and hating today when you could just be

Games gone man, got a bride sending me AI images of bridal bouquets because they “can’t find a picture of them where they go together” why do you think that is Becky???? The actual baws on folk to send that to someone whose job it is to be 1) creative 2) using a natural product

Don’t care didn’t ask plus Scotland are going to the fuckin World Cup let’s fuckin GOOOOOOOOOO

Pantone colour of the year being White….what in the Sydney Sweeney, insane behaviour actually

I Heated Rivalried too close to the sun and now my tiktok fyp is giving me Russian lessons

as a lifelong fat, it’s so rare for people to post their fat friends that I do in fact look at you better if you openly post and love ur fat friends idc