British guy’s fighting words are “I’ll knock your spark out”

Imagine Dragons makes Linkin Park sound like Meshuggah

I’ve seen people act straight up hateful to service staff for minuscule things and then post like they know the secret to world peace

My favorite president was Edgar Allan Polk

Joe Biden’s handlers every time he exits the stage

Have you ever wanted to full nelson someone with your love?

Your man walks down the stairs one step at a time

Those that are shocked and upset by our current state of affairs are clearly not middle children

Defund the morality police

Our politics candidates be like #Election2020

Some people drink water when they wake up I eat potato chips

A condom, but it’s a thigh high lace stocking

Lord Farquaad is my Sith Lord name

I will always rather hurt than be the one hurting others

8 mile bike ride and my labia look like a damn withered fiddler crab from being squished on the seat for an hour clenched and holding on for dear life because I don’t even really know how to ride a bike and I’m 30 and we’re on a busy street

Paramore walked so Olivia Rodrigo could run

BlackRock addressed people’s concerns with actual information and I am grateful.

Since Gavin Newsom smiled so big about Tom Girardi’s political donations, he should give all that money back to the clients

Voldemort died because he was too extra

Dissociating at work and having vivid flashbacks of me burning a slipknot cd from yahoo music