haven’t seen one mtv award red carpet photo where the person wasn’t wearing sheer bottoms lol

just whispered “it’s bad bitch o’clock” to my cat while laying on the couch and pulling up the roku remote app 🙏🏼

when u want to make friends with the mailman but u also scared

when someone asks me if i want anything but pepperoni and bell peppers on my pizza

when they tell u your suitcase has to go under the plane but it’s free

do i like him or is he just tall

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

the privileged cool girl-to-conservative christian mom arc is real

jenny han adaptations are my religion 🥹

today’s announcements include one friend getting pregnant and one friend getting charged extra for clogging the toilet at a bed and breakfast

vitamin e oil is the STUFF, honey 🤌🏼

I must admit that I shrieked with joy at Kel there. - J

me, 10 minutes in: #DoRevenge is a perfect movie

you could not pay me $500 to go to a speed networking event. $600 maybe

when u get ur apps mixed up

people make fun of pet owners wanting to bring their dogs everywhere but when parents bring their kids everywhere it’s all good like????

also putting this out there before something else is announced: Sadie Sink HAS TO play sadie in the adaptation of #tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow 🎮

had no idea that #shrinking is essentially the tv return of peter brenner. this is the best