ive had enough. My mission in life now is to rescue Punch from the horrible monkeys he’s with and make him my baby. he is going to be my baby and i am going to take care of him and love him

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

venice bitch is lowkey the best song ever made

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

“just for tonight let’s go hangover chasing while i talk your ear off about why you’re safe, as i fumble my words and fall flat on my face”

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT DID YOU WATCH HARRY STYLES PERFORM AFTER 2 YEARS??

Women get shamed for sex. For liking sex. For not liking sex. For having too much or too little sex. For having kids. For not having kids. For aborting cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. Just stfu man.

i want to thank my mom for giving birth to me in a time where harry styles exists

a man is nothing without his taylor swift obsessed girlfriend

art is subjective but if you don’t like kiss all the time disco occasionally by harry styles you’re just a loser idk

put this on the list of hottest things hes ever done

Scammers aren’t even trying anymore😭😭

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

Sabrina might be taking the number one spot for best coachella headliner

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

Everyone - I’m ok. The only victim in today’s assassination attempt is my underwear.

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy