Finally got my booster (was advised to wait 4-6 weeks after my lil bout with Miss Delta) and the pharmacist put the date as “05/03/22” so it was nice knowing all of you, my small but loyal Twitter following.

I kinda like scrolling through Venmo and seeing the cute lil things y’all pay each other for

What’s cool about me is that I can name almost every NBA player but also every actor in The Gilded Age and that’s #range

#Heardle #7 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Ok this shit is my calling

It’s insane that I have to constantly seek out and like, prepare vegetables.

“PIYBIFM”

Me and who

Bean sprouts are twigs and should not be consumed

My Brazilian mom loves when I’m hungover but gets mad when my sister is because I am her depressed gay child

Happy birthday Matilda. You are my hero and my friend.

My parents have a very sweet but incredibly skittish cat who won’t come near my Dad because he is loud and stompy but my Mom just sent me this 😂😭

Are you a tits man or an ass lass?

Ok, I’ll bite. What is a Chrishell.

Not gonna lie this is my dream meal

Alright, I’m calling it. Pride starts now. Happy Pride. K?

Thanks NoBudge !! For your Christmas Blues!

Licorice Pizza > Fabelmans fight me