“I’ll just get petrol in the morning” is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

two lads walking into the shop as i was walking out and the second one in didn’t hold the door for me and his mate goes ‘where are your manners pal? sorry about him’ and held the door for me hahahaahah happy monday to him

This made us laugh way more than it should 😂

classic nhs 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ photos taken at 3am mid night-shift from a tired FY1 in desperate need of coffee 😴

Stay away from people who act like a victim in a situation they created.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

3rd time getting clamped outside the hospital I work in after being called in to do a critical retrieval and being left with nowhere to park - this gets really really tiring (and expensive) after a while and people wonder why we find the job tough

I asked a group of 6 year olds "If you could be King/Queen for a day. How would you help people?" Bow before your highnesses A THREAD

Johnny Depp invited Judy the stenographer to his lil after party awwwww 😭😭😭

If we're kind and polite, the world will be right. Thank you.

ZAYN MALIK IS SINGING NIGHT CHAMGES IN 2022. I REPEAT. ZAYN MALIK IS SINGING NIGHT CHANGES 2022

The nurses strike isn’t just about pay, of course we should pay nurses fairly It’s about being valued for the work they do, it’s about safe levels of staffing, it’s about improving working conditions, it’s to prevent more nurses leaving It’s about patient safety

“… just start the furosemide infusion.”