What a school boy error, phoning in sick and ending up on national tv rapping Hahahahahahahah

this is too much for a Monday

Do you ever scare tf out of yourself for no reason? Like I’ll be downstairs getting juice and I’ll tell myself “imagine if someone was standing behind your rn waiting for you to turn around” like I had NO REASON to do that to myself

Buzzin for the wee man

Mom: “Please be quiet when you come in after town tonight” Me and bobby highly intoxicated at 4am:

Thank you Jessi for sending me this powerful video.

Boris Johnson saying children raised by single parents are ill-raised, ignorant and aggressive is an absolute insult to the diamonds of parents who have had to step up through the death of another parent or a parent walking out. Sooner he kicks the bucket the better

I don’t understand how there will be 322 MPs going to sleep tonight knowing that they voted against an extension of free school meals that would help children like this. It is inhumane, cruel and truly heartbreaking.

We should not be allowing things like this to be aired on national TV with no consequences Talking about suicide/suicidal thoughts and questioning them is completely unacceptable Another persons mental health is not up for discussion AT ALL This man is just rotten

nothing has ever made me laugh as much as the woman at maccies who watched the cctv back to see if we were lying about chlo not getting her chicken legend