The perfect pint doesn’t exi-

Bens drunk and just called lil pump Liverpool ???

only in manchester would I be offered 6 quid and a packet of cigarettes for a memeulous face reveal

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

all this forehead and I still can’t think of a film to watch

Prince Charles tonight

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

“She said no and stop several times…it was rough, maybe she got some bruises…She kept saying no.” —Ronaldo, 2009

remember when ariana dated osama bin laden for a while and she had to make a whole google doc apology about it later😭

PAPA PINE Tristan Zammit $B is trash 🗑️ Gay5ive9ine

I have a theory that the rat problem in nyc is bc so many people vape now and the rats confuse it for a magical flute so they all come out expecting a little song and dance

Russell Brand’s FIVE rape and sexual assault victims are backed by medical evidence, text messages, and the family of the schoolgirl he nonced. If you don’t believe rape happens when there’s evidence then essentially you will never believe rape has happened. The above doesn’t

Seen a man tweet about how #C4dispatches was a ‘retaliation’ on #RussellBrand for saying the covid jab was bad. A programme where multiple women describe in detail how they was sexually assaulted. This is the length men will go to protect abusers and disregard women in SA cases.

selling sunset girls on their way to a 10am brokers open:

Blurry trailcam footage of Danny Devito Transforming into a Werewolf in the wilderness