Me waiting for May 15th:

y'all don't come back now

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 11 YEARS YOUR MINNESOTA WILD ARE ROUND TWO BOUND

So nice, he did it twice!😮‍💨 Quinn Hughes turned the ice into his personal highlight reel tonight🔥🚨

The cool thing about sports is that there’s always next year. The awful thing about sports is that that there’s always next year

How life’s been feeling recently

I’m gonna need Max Verstappen to channel pure villain energy in that Red Bull and secure me a Miami win No pressure… but actually, a lot of pressure😅

Bills hitting my inbox all at once: oh y’all jumped me as a group??

You ever say or do something & immediately think, “yea… I just secured my spot in hell, front row seating too” 😭💀

“we think nico hulkenberg has an issue” hulks car:

Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton arguing again… nature is healing, the grid is toxic, and I am THRIVING✨

That’s the thing about giving up. You don’t realize you’ve already done it until it’s too late.

Your top 3 of Qualifying!

About to watch Wuthering Heights… if I don’t make it back, just know I was emotionally destroyed in the English countryside 💀

Lord I am once again asking You to protect Red Bull Racing & keep this momentum for the entire weekend 🙏 Do NOT let them start acting normal. Do NOT let strategy “get interesting.” Do NOT let a random safety car appear like it pays rent here😭

The FIA right now: YOU get a penalty, YOU get a penalty, EVERYBODY’S GETTING PENALTIES like it’s a clearance sale 💀

The fact that Max Verstappen did a FULL 360 SPIN, said “NOT TODAY,” kept the car alive, and didn’t even get TOUCHED??? That is pure unhinged talent💀