|| Me rn

Sees Fem!Gilgamesh, walks behind her, gropes and teleports the fuck out. ❝You can't kill meeeee--❞

❝Fem!Gilgamesh has nice boobs. Nicer than Tsuande's.❞ He shrugged.

|| I need some battles on my Shadow account. Someone go send a battle starter please. :o シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグ

❝Frieza's dead? No wonder I don't hear his usual whining. Thank you, whoever killed him.❞

|| I'll be inactive for a bit, cousins are taking me to a bar for some drinks later tonight.

|| Just got prank called by my uncle. He's almost 45 and he's prank calling me .-. Guys he learned the phrase 'It's just a prank bro.'

❝What can I say?❞ x.com/SummonerKagura…

❝I'm sure she'll warm up to you!❞ x.com/SummonerKagura…

❝Hang in there Greed, cheer up brother, look your sadness in the eye and say: 'Fuck you'. Because I know you're tougher than that.❞

❝Wait why am I getting yelled at? Hulk busted through your door! I just opened your window.❞

❝So the big green ape gets a time out and I get a restraining order?! That's so unfair!❞

❝Fine! Didn't feel like visiting today, anyway! You can keep your hulking small dick, steroid induced moron!❞

❝Yeah I'm talkin' about you, Hulk!❞

|| Oh God my leg. It hurts. It huuuurts.

|| Will actually be on my Shadow Account today.

|| Will be on @/ShadowedPasts for the week, if any of you wanna contact me.

IZANAMI AND KAZUMI ARE SPAMMING PORN LIKE THEY WANT ME TO BANG THEM.

❝BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIII.❞

❝Geeze, I come back from a long ass mission and half of you are dead? That's no fun!❞