“ISIS' existence countermands the one-world kumbaya multiculturalism that the Democrat Party has been [pushing] for 30 years” — Dr S. Gorka

Reddit stats: Trump: 197,696 subscribers Hillary: 24,429 subscribers Hillary for Prison: 55,228 subscribers

What do you get when you cross Dr. Seuss with Edgar Allan Poe? A quirky article for geeks: nicecurmudgeon.com/blog?id=1

Needed auto mechanic with tools for a #job. My favorite time car fixer in #Chicago is looking for more help: call Carmello @ 773 561-9300

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte

I demand that Russia release Clinton's health records. The public has a right to know. #Trump #Clinton

“I was at this restaurant. The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” - Steven Wright

Clinton's use of "deplorables" might be the world's first Linguistic Suicide Kill Shot. You can't fail harder. x.com/TwistMint/stat…

I suspect #HillarysBodyDouble is actually George Soros after having wandered into a transgender bathroom...

Politics this year has become increasingly absurd -- and no one seems to chronicle absurdity better than Dilbert's creator. Thanks, Scott!

Blog comment: "In some countries, elections are done through the process of elimination. They call it coup d’etat."

Statistically, it has been found that the leading cause of cancer in laboratory animals is research scientists.

"To punish me for my contempt for authority, Fate made me an authority myself." - Albert Einstein

"You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook." - Harry Truman

So Donald Trump admitted, in a private talk, to have failed in a seduction attempt. Who does this? Only one with the strength to be honest!

Arianne Zucker/Donald Trumps Days of Our Lives 2005 youtu.be/X1Hs4vgmyWQ via YouTube

Hillary "urged the business groups to lobby legislators for more H-1B outsourcing visas." That's a fail when one's kids are programmers!

It’s now illegal for us to know anything about the Wikileaks e-mails that didn’t come from CNN? CNN — by and for the mentally handicapped!

“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.” ― John Wayne

Forum post: "Global warming will have a dramatic effect on this election… whether Trump wins with an avalanche or a tsunami."