pro tip for lonely ladies: say more than 5 words to any man at the bar and they will probably ask for your number by the end of the night

why is this on the tiktok shop?

if size doesn't matter why do i need to be 6'4 to buy a lottery ticket to eat a bitches ass?

type shit

wait tinder gold is $20 a WEEK?? just hire a dating coach at that point 🤣🤣

this might be the only handbag i've ever actually liked. every other bag i've seen has looked generic af

"girls thinking their therapist cares about their problems is like a man thinking a stripper loves him" 💀

fosho

instead of asking girls if they got home safe i'm gonna start doing this to be sure

you are more valuable than their attraction to you

fuck divorce if we get married you're my person forever. if shit gets rough we work through it cause otherwise what's the point

i like your outfit but it would look better on the floor

who's been gatekeeping thc infused lube??

i would walk my ass away and leave her sitting there lookin goofy 😇

playing taco bell roulette an hour and a half before my girl comes over 😇

just fucked to life of pablo

this was deviously hard

femme fatale

i love the feeling of warmth when she's holding me in the morning