Looking forward to Iain Duncan Smith surviving on £53 per week. Apparently that's about 97% less than his weekly income now. Good luck mate.

Oh Jack. Poor man. #broadchurch

Is #summer coming soon? Would be nice.

George Osborne update: Photo of vehicle which parked in disabled bay appears in The Mirror #BBCpapers

Dear George Osborne, I Am Not A Sociopath wp.me/p2gfve-KT via Save Our Southend 🆘🦐 Brilliant piece of writing......pass it on

Is it normal to look at the UK Twitter #trends and not understand or recognise any of them? Out of touch or just a lack of knowledge?

Good thing: booking a cottage break on the Welsh border. Bad thing: the website telling me how many days I have to wait until I go :(

Really sorry if this offends but I refuse to be sad about the news #thatcher

Reminds me of that song from The Wizard of Oz. Ding Dong ............... #thatcher

I know who killed Danny Latimer....actually I don't but it felt good to say it. #broadchurch

Been ill. Feeling better. Can I have a warm weekend to fully recover please? #chiswick

What a lovely day it's been. Just a pity I have not been able to enjoy it fully. Almost there though :D

I've come to the horrifying conclusion that I must have killed Danny Latimer as I can't work out who else it could have been. #broadchurch

I go away for a couple of days and the whole world goes mad on me.

Have spent most of the weekend knocking the garden into shape. Absolutely knackered.

So sad the brilliant #broadchurch has ended. Monday nights won't be the same.

Have been remiss in visiting Twitter. Real life is mostly much more interesting I'm happy to say :D

Met Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto this morning (through work not stalking!). What a nice pair of very pleasant men!

Hello, been remiss again! Busy with friends and other real life things.

I am still here. Just enjoying real life more at the moment. #Chiswick rocks!