He kissed his cheek and purred. “Say it again, first mate.”

“As I love you.” He smiled joyfully and kissed the other gently before settling against him.

Sighs.

🖕

“Go get springlocked. Oh. Wait.” Smirks.

“Says the one who can’t come up with any original ideas on his own.”

“I keep the ones you have zero control over in line. I thought you’d be grateful.”

“He would have been in line if you had actually done things properly.”

“The coding was flawed and as a result, short circuited the parts so easily. A little fix here and there and he’s perfect now.”

“Working with you would drive a lot of people to the bottle, you know? One of us got the looks and the brains, the other is you.”

“And clearly creating animatronics isn’t for you, you dried up hack.”

“You know what I meant, you asshole.” SWATS.

Cue the slightly cyborg brother punching his brother in the face. With the metal hand.

He wiped his hand clean and then turned to walk away.

A certain pretty vampire has just tackled Cujo. Hiiiiii.