he’s perfect

Friday

This might be the worst route to a fly ball you will ever see 😭

Portillo’s Beef, Crunchwrap Supreme, Egg McMuffin for dinner #ChipBuhst

I hate this game

The Bulls are stuck in purgatory

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me. I will RT this every year on this day.

Robert Kraft: I think we should take a running back here Eliot Wolf: I think we should trade down Mike Vrabel in therapy:

Tyler Allgeier subbing in for Jeremiyah Love on the 1

Went on a date last night and the girl HATED me. Random guy asked to take a picture of us and I couldn’t have said yes faster. I got a good chuckle out of it, She did not.

Nigga like me leaning forward and catching that shit

Diego Pavia gonna be playing left field for the Savannah Bananas.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Trump “assassination” attempt during Nuggets Wolves

translation has me fucking crying dog

Once again, what kind of game was I spitting last night?

People with wearables will never understand this. In fact they will only ever experience the opposite.

The plan?