"Sometimes all you gotta do is mess up your hair and strike a pose~"

"Never have I seen anything so gay and loved it" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Well fuck me sideways and call me Sally I'm in" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"My name's Wade but you can call me whatever you like~" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Oh I dunno I reckon Sally would suit me well, right?" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Needs a French maid outfit doesn't it? Damn I knew I should have got one!" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Ooooh Captain I like your styyyyyle" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"My god if you keep talking like this I'm going to /cream/ in my pants!" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Oooh Captain.. Bet you'd love to see the mess I make" Cue overly comedic wink. "Sally is a rebel, but so is Wade" x.com/captainsmcllas…

"Only if you're willing to watch?" Wriggle of the eyebrows. x.com/captainsmcllas…

Wraps his arms around Natasha and sighs. Wade's sad. Very sad and just wants to hide.

Wraps his arms around Natasha gently and kisses her head. "Morning sweetheart" He said gently and nuzzled her neck. "Coffee?"

ꜱᴇʀɢᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴊᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴄʜᴀɴᴀɴ ʙᴀʀɴᴇꜱ. ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ. ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟʏ. > ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ꜱʜɪᴘᴡ ᴄʜᴇᴍ > ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ > 1940'ꜱ/ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ > 18+ > ᴅᴍ'ꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ

Starts throwing balled up paper at his pregnant fiancé. He wants attention but as Natasha knows, he's gonna annoy her into giving it.

ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɴᴊᴀᴍɪɴ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ > ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪᴅ 20'ꜱ > ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ > ᴍᴠ > ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ > ᴏᴄ'ꜱ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ

Flops on his sweet boy @olderthwips

Snuggles his baby @NeighborAvenger from behind and kisses his neck. "Hey there, little Spider~"

"Best ganster leaders in the country" x.com/natr_spider/st…