pope yes

People are going to make time for what’s important. They just don’t like how it sounds.

i need a friend with with benefits, NOT SEXUALLY, i’m talking abt someone with a BOAT ……

Call who calls you Love who loves you Support who supports you Ignore who ignores you. Real simple.

If you fumbled my birthday in any capacity you should never expect me to ever get over it

wow, really love chicago. there’s no degrees of separation. i know you

love being in chicago.

actually, fuck these n word. they ordering espresso martinis w tequila.

omg I’m sipping a tequila martini please send the floods

pause like I could have met my husband. deleting in the morning if not true

my neighbor got our friend high af. she said she’s feeling woaaaaa lmaoooooo she need

starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind

not my good sis diane

taking the wrong yts omggggg

calling me a liar makes me see red immediately

Get that $26 plus tax greyhound ticket, charge up ya devices and get to going lmaoo there won’t be no flying this month baby

death becomes her was sooo good. will absolutely be running that back.

so over the idea of a birthday I’m not even getting a cake lol