I don't really know what happened at the Alamo but I feel like anyone from Texas should have to give me money for whatever it was

Pooping on the clock for the last time at Michael's 🫡

I know I'm getting my period bc I'm SOBBING watching Lisa Vamderpump at pride after the Orlando shooting

4 am looking at tramp stamps

Yooooooo nutritional yeast goes crazy

Bye

Getting benefits at my serving job!!

Wearing a skort ‼️

Little miss paid off credit card 💅🏽💅🏽

I bet Lisa Vanderpump smells so good dude like definitely a v sweet perfume but still powdery and floral

Lmfao not Kristen Doute looking the most busted for the ultimate reality tv vindication in history

Took my parents out for my dad's bday!!! Look at this dude!!!

Watching 8 mile so I can learn more about my bfs culture (white guy in his 30s)

I kinda love that it took Christopher Nolan 3 hours to say "war is bad </3"

Peaky blinders is love island for boys, ex: - ppl from the British isles being messy and dramatic - they're always pulling each other for a chat - a new bombshell enters the villa/town - loyalty tests - team challenges - every man has a busted haircut - shocking eliminations

The nail tech who did my pedicure today gave me a foot rub that had me ready to risk it all