you're such a fed Zoe Saldana

there's no such thing as being moderate or centrist. it's just varying degrees of how little $ you would burn your mother alive for

fuck this place. just because you like stuff you get diabetes

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? me: that's called whitespace – I have a keen eye for design interviewer: sonofabitch

Taylor Swift and Israel really know how to make a killing off playing the victim

the name's bond. trauma bond

i had a dream i went down the boston cop slide and got signed to red bull

mcdonalds presents the McFood, and i'm lovin' it. and by it. well. let's just say, my penits

franchise realise french fries

idk hannibal lecter seems like he wants to help agent starling

the smell of food is irresistible to me

delivery apps should do a pop-out player of the guy's journey so i watch my stories with the focus they deserve. They should also have dark mode.

last night was a made for tv movie

hear me out, 2 Eyes 2 Wide 2 Shut

you telling me this guy had four fathers?

stop trying to make meta glasses happen you nitwits

Every government official should be trafficked at least once before being allowed to serve the public. Like how working in the service industry generally makes you treat others better

huthering whites

white people be like "im in my breakfast era"

movie franchises should start at the 6th movie and count backwards to 1 before detonating and killing everyone in the cinema