Das is Uber machine! We Saving the planet by eating the planet! Ja!

When did they test me I don’t like this I feel violated

He looks 12

Oh yeah this is gonna suck 🔥🔥

getting ripped so I can more easily intimidate gas station employees. On some “restock the chicken sandwiches. This is your final warning” type shit

Me

imagine biden does this

how it feels leaving the dispensary with the 8th that’s going to activate my latent psychosis

Me when I get dragged in the courts for being a sex trafficker so I start using vauge fear tactics to rile up my retarded fans in a desperate attempt to validate any reputation I may still have

Feeling generous gonna throw this guy a bone 🦴

Retards be like: the fires, what does the government hide from us? It’s true purpose??

Luigi’s lawyer says she was learning about his case from an HBO documentary bc the police wont share the evidence they claim to have but they’re sharing it on HBO. They’re working to make sure he doesnt get a fair trial & I feel like the focus should be more on this than his look

matched the fit with the drink

Does anyone else remember when this guy was gunned down and left to die like a dog in the street lol

Moidberg