How y’all sleep at night when it’s been 10 years since we tried to stop Kony by tweeting about him but we still haven’t stopped him #MakeKonyFamous2012

I nominate Cooper Hill for a People’s Choice award

My obituary will read “This idiot always had acid reflux but refused to stop eating spicy food. May he rest in pain”

Not only is Twitter fulls of ads and promoted tweets, now you can double tap a tweet to like it. Where does Instagram begin and Twitter end? Lol

retweet if you want a season 3

NO WORDS. NONE.

KARIM BENZEMA. GAME WINNER IN THE 92ND MINUTE 👑

I know I’m ugly because no one ever steals my pictures for the spam instagram sex accounts

Did you hear???👂📣 Flashback Live is starting “Mug Club” this Friday at our Spring Fling show! $12 filled souvenir mug + $3 refills of your choice, PLUS you can order my signature drink “BLÜBS” all night long, (IYKYK) 😏 Kick off this spring thing this Friday - 9pm til close.

Damn girl is your name derecho because you blew through the entire town and now a large portion is without power

Just a couple of flume daddys

This is undeniably one of the top 3 greatest movies of all time