If you have plans for Friday, please leave now to make it on time.

Want to create change in America? Get rid of the electoral college and force all candidates to compete for all Americans

Happy National Chucky day everybody! Today would be the perfect day to celebrate by watching the TV Series on Peacock! Remember that Chucky is king, don’t fuck with him! #SaveChucky #MoveChuckyAnotherService #renewchucky

President Trump, America's History Buff, explains to Joe Rogan that President Lincoln was very depressed because he lost his beloved son, Tad. Thomas "Tad" Lincoln died 6 years after Lincoln's death.

Extra innings, here we go. Nobody’s leaving.

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM. #WORLDSERIES

SHOHEI OHTANI IS REPORTEDLY ALL GOOD TO PLAY IN GAME 3 🚨 The World Series would not be the same without this man. Per Karl Ravech

I’m appalled that Trump has an offensive insult comic at his rally. I wish we were the more refined GOP of Reagan. Anyway, here’s Don Rickles killing it at a Reagan event.

#SAVECHUCKY

Let's Go, Los Angeles Dodgers!

We’d do it better. “I’m Lester Holt and this is Dateline. Here’s Josh Mankiewicz with ‘Go Ask Alice.’..”

An incorrigible antique herself, Miss Manners agrees and maintains that baseball hats should not be worn anywhere inside, other than in a stadium. The argument that it is now routinely accepted does not move her.

gameday giveaway! retweet & drop a 🤘 below to enter to win this exclusive matchup T-Shirt! And if y’all are in DKR-TMS, come on by the Dulce Vida Tequila bar at gate 32! #HookEm

⁦Texas Football⁩ this is gross, please stop doing it. Otherwise, great game! Hook ‘em!