my debit card hate to see a concert coming

That Taco Bell drive thru at 1am did more for your mental health than therapy.

ㅤ

Me whenever i get a chance

love island x high school musical 😭 hakeem’s part is killing me

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

Allegedly.

Been away for work so long that I started calling the hotel “home” in conversations.

I have the biggest crush on Tate McRae

Did I go to LA just to listen to Dodger Blue while cruising? Well yes, of course I did. 💁🏻‍♀️

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

I’m getting really sick and tired of Beyoncé… she needs to just retire. I swear if she makes one more album this year 🫠🫠🫠

kendrick bringing out serena williams to crip walk after drake stalked that woman publicly for years and obsessively threw shots at her for turning him down is so wild, that man is the definition of chaotic good

OH KENDRICK & SZA ABSOLUTELY CHEWED😭😭😭

Aye man i was sitting on my couch like got damn my neighbor above me must be big as fuck shook my whole place then i checked socials and was like oh nevermind we’re good

Yall not about the matcha life like I am