hearing the pop rocks from my cocktail while i do karaoke

need some yes and in my life

call me bluth the way i make that banana stand

THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST FUCKING SEASON OF DRAG RACE EVER #DragRace

I’m already aware the kill myself tweets are off-putting to a lot of my mutuals but I don’t really care. It’s for me. Typing out “I’m going to kill myself” and hitting post is basically like meditation or yoga for someone like me. You don’t have to understand.

being a nightlife host is so cool but then you realize you’ve become nocturnal

you call it getting up late for work i call it quick drag

i’m leaving you for a doper MC, playa :(

like this post to join the 8th annual essex county squirting contest

watch your tone! you’re talking to one of the dopest emcees this side of the river that runs through the middle of town!

nobody thinks i am awesome and hilarious :(

8 drinks deep still pokèminded #letsgetit

my homies at the bar be like r u ok.. im like!!! #no

just fat as hell

smencils were what got me hooked on vaping

LOVE shitting at work honestly nothing is more liberating