told my brother i wanted to donate my clothes to starving people and he said anyone who can fit my clothes isn’t starving

God didn’t even blink during slavery, so y’all think he care that I SUCK DICK?

Truee

teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!” kid named chemotherapy:

I work in design and construction. Yes that's 100% NOT HARMLESS and they most likely are mocking you (behind your back, among themselves) if you're gay or a woman who is "girly"

hahahahaha putangina mo!

how it feels to go in the bathroom when ur the right amount of tipsy at the bar

worst mii in america

Insufferable olympics and ur opponent is her

aww i miss dirk gently

Ugly, chopped, obese

SLAYYYTER DOING OLD TECHNOLOGY DANCE CHOREO YASSSS

the set design????

200 pesos iced coffee in exchange for drowning sewer slider thoughts seems like a great deal!!!!

women are so funny

Even gracie is emaciated wtf is happening

I feel like every person I really needed abandoned me during this extremely challenging and tough time, how about you?