Working on finishing the garage is going great….why do you ask?

Update: Please make sure you kids out there are up to date on your tetanus shot.

Hopping into a friends class today for teacher of the day. Let’s see if I can remember how to do this….

I thought it was going to be an A or an A+, totally forgot about the A++.

Am I nervous taking my son deer hunting for the first time? This morning he woke up in a 72 degree house and sat by the fire because he was cold. Yes, yes I am nervous.

My eldest holding down the fort at bedtime……

My daughter is struggling a bit getting up early for morning practice… Avery: “I really wished I slept in until 5:45 today.” Me: “You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm.” Avery: “Well that worm got up early and looked what happened to him. “

My son in the driving range: “Dad, every time I take a practice swing it’s awesome. I go to hit the ball and it sucks.” “Yep, that’s golf buddy.”

Luke: “Next year my crush is going to be in my class.” Me: “Well bud, make sure are respectful.” Luke: “✅” Me: “Make sure you are nice.” Luke: “✅” Me: “Make sure you are kind.” Luke: “✅” Me: “And make sure you don’t act like an idiot.” Luke: “Oh….probably not a ✅”

There is a study out there that says 8% of men think they can beat a lion in a fistfight. I am not one of those 8%.

😢- Chandler…

I heard that if you can do a seven day fast where you don’t eat anything but just drink water for seven days -it has incredible health benefits. I started that today. I made it until 1:45.

Trying not to brag- but I’ve been killing it in 8th grade math helping my eldest so far. I knew being a mathlete back in JH would pay off. Well, 1st alternate anyway.

This teenager of mine…..

#GoNacks

Luke: I found a penny from 1970. Shawna: Wow, that’s older than your mom and dad. Luke: Yeah, it’s in better shape too.

Don’t test my patience at a four way stop sign. If you have the right of way, I will wait all day….literally all day.

Shawna: I have an appointment at the dentist today. Me: So no going out to lunch today? Shawna: I’m not saying that. Me: Oh, want to go out to lunch? Shawna: No.

I have 2 kids who now have cell phones. I have absolutely no idea what their phone numbers are.

#GoJacks