Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber. Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie. Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract). Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and

Get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there.

Obsessed by us slbsn 🤣

PL net spend over last 5 years incl City’s signing of Guehi: 1. United £678m / 1 trophy 2. Arsenal £670m / 0 trophies 3. Chelsea £656m / 2 trophies 4. Spurs £563m / 1 trophy 5. Newcastle £426m / 1 trophy 6. Liverpool £423m / 4 trophies 7. City £405m / 6 trophies Just be better.

Do they lie to themselves so much that they’ve started to believe their own bullshit?

Football fans shouldn’t be judged whether they can be arsed going to Wembley for a 32nd time. The REAL marker is where they were when they were shit. #wewerethere #mcfc #34,000L1

HE’S DELETED IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These dirty refs try to scam us every game. They don't want us to win the Premier League, but we're simply unstoppable. Haters gonna hate baby, seven points clear and not for catching! 🤫

“My 5,000 words on how nobody cares about Citeh”

THE BOLD ONE Emirates FA Cup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

😂😂😂

Nico o'reilly with his 9th of the season from left back Yet Henry winter wants max dowman and his 100 minutes to get young player of the year

Oooh. Better not start a fight with anyone with GCSE’s. #bigfannywelbeast

‘ Liverpool fans will agree with me, Manchester United fans will agree with me’. One of the greatest things City have done is make all these red clubs lick each other’s balls for validation, whilst breaking so many of their fanatics. Superb stuff 👍🏻

Ferguson had the money, the referees, any player he wanted, and untold corruption in the league. Go back in your cage Gollum. Don’t rewrite history.