have you got a magical nephew that you hate?

🕙 PITCH INSPECTION There will be a pitch inspection at 10 o'clock this morning following a complication that occured during the installation of our giant Remembrance poppy on the Vale Terrace stand. We will keep you updated. #SRFC

Suella Braverman claimed £25,000 in second home allowance while living rent free with mum and dad. Now she's cracking down on people sleeping in tents on the streets.

Give the people what they really want

You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐

Day Four of tweeting exclusively about the Copthorne. I’m down circa 300 followers but I have raised £0 for charity.

Lee Anderson has been appointed Secretary of State for blokes who show you 8 year old Facebook memes in the pub

PEOPLE. Two people died.

This way of thinking can relate to so many other things in life too. People should never forget impatience is a cruel hindrance.

Bloody once a year drinkers ruining it for us professional every day drinkers

Not a single ounce of Christmas spirit this year, merry fuck off.