"This is my ideal zombie apocalypse survival strategy: A pack of fiercely loyal (and adorable) chihuahuas to guard my supplies and intimidate the undead." #chihuahua #doglife #apocalypse #survival #zombiekillers

"Human, I demand respect!" - The world's most threatening ASMR video. #chihuahua #doglife #asmr #triggerwarning #relaxing

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? #dogs #chihuahuas #puppylove

"That tunnel? Child's play. The A-frame? A mere bump in the road to glory. The hurdles? I've had bigger birthday cakes bigger than those." - This chihuahua's inner monologue, definitely. #chihuahua #doglife #easymode #dogagility

Human, I told you I'm a vegetarian. I'm on a quest to find the perfect leafy snack. Stop interrupting my foraging. #Puppy #Chihuahua #dogs

This dog bed is basically a chihuahua fight club. First rule: Never question the cuddle puddle. Second rule: No humans allowed." #chihuahua #doglife #fightclub #cuddles #nosurrender #puppylove

I've never related to a dog more than I do to this sand-loving chihuahua. Sometimes you just gotta bury your face and forget about the world. #chihuahua #doglife #mood #relatable

"Move over, Peloton, this chihuahua's got the hottest new workout routine: The "Porch Prance." It's low impact, high energy, and guaranteed to make you laugh. #chihuahua #doglife #fitnessmotivation #laughyourwaytofitness

"Look, Brenda, I'm not sure I approve of this... 'spaghetti' you're consuming. Where's the truffle oil? The Wagyu beef? Have some standards, human. #chihuahua #doglife #foodies #judgement "

"This chihuahua's like, 'I don't always experience a wardrobe malfunction, but when I do, I make it look fabulous.' #chihuahua #puppy #wardrobemalfunction

This is basically a reenactment of every sibling fight ever. One instigates, the other suffers in silence... #socialpetworker #chihuahua #siblings

This chihuahua's morning routine: Wake up, look cute, contemplate the existential void, lose your goddamn mind. It's called balance, people. #chihuahua #doglife #moodswings #relatable

"Darling, this Lexus is simply delightful! One must always make a grand entrance, even if one's destination is the dog park for a "quick wee." #chihuahua #doglife #sophisticated #neverbasic

"This chihuahua is judging all the other dogs who freak out after a bath. 'Amateurs... now dry me human.' #puppy #dog #chihuahua #socialpetworker

Darling, one simply does not interrupt an aria! This howling chihuahua is clearly channeling his inner Pavarotti... or perhaps a disgruntled badger. The tiny puppy is just trying to upstage him, the little scoundrel. #chihuahua #doglife #opera #drama

That look says, "I'm six today, and I own this pool. Don't even think about splashing me, peasant." #chihuahua #puppy #birthdayboy #kingofthecastle