#furrysanta

Hoomin made me some dinner :) #nomnom #nofilter

when you want to chase the birds but just cba #lazysurveillance

hoomin is eating stinky fish, may have had a blow to the head 🤔 #surstrommingchallenge #notonyourlife

when you've put on so much weight since yesterday that your smart scales refuse to believe that it's you 🧀🍖🥩🍗🥓🍤🍰🥛😬

as a fully grown adult cat, putting on 3% of your own bodyweight in 24 hours is just *unusual* not *unrecognisable*. call yourself smart? stupid weighing machine. 🔨🗑😾

i could have taken part in a competitive eating contest yesterday. you don't know. 😼

me: *stands on bathroom scales* scales: me: scales: me: scales: i'm sorry, who is this?

fancy feet 🤩

It's all fun and games until you can't come back in... #CatsAgainstBrexit J.K. Rowling

rofl x.com/mrdaveturner/s…

*bites claws* #CatsAgainstBrexit #CattyMcCatFace

Wants to live in the eu, #EURefResult, realizes has dual citizenship with an eu state #CmonSON #BrexitCantKeepMeDown

EU referendum petition signed by more than 1.9m!! whosay.com/l/aQqbP3s whosay.com/l/HqHbP3q whosay.com/l/tUBbP3r

Larry @ldd2407 : When the Internet is down and you're bored to death #dolphinangels pic.x.com/9miIQY7jVQ

Apparently, I growl in my sleep and it's adorable. #catfacts

when they send you an email to confirm that you don't want to receive anymore emails #facepalm #whatweretheythinking

hoomin is making strange cooing noises over a plate of choc chip biskwits #shouldicallhelp #thisisnew