Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

my mom in the passenger seat soon as i go over 25mph

me listening to the same songs i listen to everyday

So our government is scared of TikTok & drag queens but not guns, climate change, police, the church ☕️

Relationship PTSD from being treated poorly is real

friend: let’s go eat me: i’m supposed to be saving money friend: i’ll pay me:

them: are u sad me: yes them: ok don’t be sad!! me: ok thankss

when someone says to me "i bought this because i know that you like it"

"do you remember?" Me:

pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food

“what kind of people do you like?” well, those who pay close attention to the details in the stories i tell them. those that can quickly pick up on changes in my behaviors, voice tone, and facial expressions are my favorites.

when i wake up from a “quick” nap & it’s dark outside

This “😗” Is not a kiss

where does all ur money go? Me:

me listening to the same songs i listen to everyday