My new daily obsession is completing all The NY Times games.

Just looked over and pickle is standing on the couch yelling TREAT and throwing a fake treat to her dad fully expecting him to catch it. a good boy

when a girl says “5 mins” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts

WON FOR THE ROAD!

I gotta bone to pick with the Disney+ episodes that are two mins long and don't autoplay to the next episode

Watching the Kyte Baby drama unfold (from a PR perspective) is so wild. This is why publicists get paid well. So many ways that CEO could have avoided this absolute train wreck of a situation. So tempted o reach out and offer her some advice pro bono 😂😂

When you come for the Kingdom, YOU BEST NOT MISS.

LFG!!!

The fact that it’s January and I’ve already scheduled my tax appt makes me feel like a real adult. Not waiting til the night before it’s due again? I’m a changed woman!

My neighbors horses broke away and are running down the street by the local Target lmao life in the suburbs.

Having grandparents who live in another country is the best and the worst. So fun to visit, but my god it's so expensive. Planning a trip and flights alone will cost us $3.5k lollll

I’m sad Hometown Buffet closed because Paisley would be in heaven there. adding all that soft serve and a million sprinkles to your little bowl? she got jipped of a core memory 😂

Me: I feel like cleaning the garage out right now Jonny: uh… maybe… I would wait… *thinking of any excuse to get out of this*… it’s probably flooding. 😂😂🤣

What a photo.

Mistakenly? In an oven?? That’s on??????

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

Purrrrr 😂🐯