Ain’t NEVER seen him move like that!

I can’t tell you how badly I need this man all the way back

Wedding, funeral, birth of your first child, don’t care. There’s zero reason to miss this game!

Knocking off the rust for the regular season, surely 😅

You know what I hate? Everyone had their favorite movie that they think should have won best picture at the Oscars, and so they tear down the movies that weren’t their favorites, rather than recognizing that all of them were fantastic.

Ugh… I’m going to be so torn over if I want McLean or Benge to win ROTY…

DO NOT BLAME MCLEAN THATS BULLSHIT! HE PITCHED GREAT USA LOST CUZ OF HORRIBLE OFFENSE BLAME THEM PITCHIN DID THE JOB

You’re never beating the allegations, you fraud

Whenever a non-baseball fan asks me how the Mets are doing, I’m just going to tell them this

HAPPY OPENING DAY EVERYONE!!! #LGM