Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, doesn't normally listen to the new, hip hop music that today's youth finds all the rage. But, on this morning, with MERICA on the precipice of victory, I decided to make an exception. Go get em, patriot. youtube.com/watch?v=6_Lu-_…

You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make them drink. Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, is doing his best. I shall return on Night 4 expecting the type of results you deserve, America deserves...I deserve.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, was ruthlessly attacked by a vile woman earlier this week. Thankfully, the woman was unharmed as my platform enabled me to fight her off without having to resort to physical violence. I never lay aggressive hands on a woman.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, has not made a decision on whether or not he will attend the show on September 10th. I'm sorry to all of my patriots who planned on watching this show expecting to see me. If I do not attend, I will personally send you an autographed photo.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, does not lay aggressive hands on a woman. But, if I did, you'd be the first. I slayed the dreaded Slade Durant for his misdeeds and I'd do the same for you...for the sake of America and its youth.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, suggests you adjust your language so that you can set a better example for your children and the fans.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, does not deal in the world of fantasy therefore the notion of you defeating me has never once entered my imagination.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, will not take the time nor the energy to respond to such a juvenile response for by responding to such a juvenile response would only lend it credence. This woman is vile filth and not worth the attention my tweet would give her.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, would like to say hello to you, fellow patriot.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, remains undecided on whether or not he will attend the September 10th show. I realize waiting this long to potentially pull the marquee name from the event could be damaging but, I will compensate with Chet Dakota autographed posters.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, was contacted by the list maker a few days ago. They informed me I received one billion firstplace votes. I respectfully declined a mention. I've never been about fame. I'm about giving back which is why I chose not to be listed even though I'm #1

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, does not speak inferior languages. He only speaks the primary and greatest language ever created and that language is American. Since I don't lay aggressive hands on a woman nor do I live in fantasy land, the idea of you striking me is ridiculous.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, released his list of top wrestlers a few years back and every wrestler and promoter acknowledged it as the greatest list in the history of pro wrestling. All this recent talk has me thinking I might need to do another one.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, thinks the number 85 is a ridiculous figure that makes professional wrestling sound phony and unbelievable.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, appreciates the invitation but after amassing 25,000 rushing yards in one season as a freshman in high school the pro wrestling legend made a decision to find another sport to conquer. That sport? Pro wrestling.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, is unfamiliar with your work and does not condone women competing in physical combat. However, you seem like a very wonderful woman which is why Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, voted no.

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, has received numerous reports of what happened at the regional promotion known as Action Wrestling and I've been plagued with requests for comment. All I have to say is, "Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, is not surprised."

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, is looking to compete against Lissie Hope in the very near future. "Now that someone has informed me that Lissie Hope is a man there is no reason our match from all those years back shouldn't take place. I wish I'd have known sooner."

Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, turned down a chance to defend the OCW Title inside The Great Illuminatus. An event of this scale should have the result be in doubt to add to the drama and entertainment value. I've always been about the fans. Sid Buckley III

While Chet Dakota, pro wrestling icon, will be making his in-ring return soon.