A reminder that your local library already does this and for FREE

if your preferred drink on a night out is a vodka red bull, i literally am so scared of you like you have nothing to lose

who wanna go Christmas caroling? We singing Lady Gaga by Peso Pluma

these ain’t the same men our mothers were packing lunches for at 4 am i’ll tell u that much

THE VODKA REDBULLS ARE KEEPING ME YOUNG???

I found out my husband has a burner zillow account used to verbally harass landlords with ridiculous rental prices & I just think thats hot

I love talking on the phone when people get off work, wtf did your manager do to annoy you today

my coworker just said GRACIAS to me… i’m telling HR expeditiously… might as well have called me a wetback beaner!

Yeah but in the clerb, we all fam

Aye, fck you. An older woman???😭

Girl Math is making more money instead of cutting expenses.

my hot take is if you’re about to miss your turn or your exit you should simply miss it and redirect, don’t brake in traffic or fly across four lanes of highway it is NOT that serious

just let a random man off the street parralel park for me. I have 0 sense of danger I don’t believe bad things can happen to me.

really hot priest at my friends’ baby’s baptism. why would a hot guy become a priest

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

Nothing makes me hate capitalism more than paying to park

older women hating on younger girls at jobs need 2 be studied. it’s really weird & sick😭

I need to only be around incredibly delusional people that think anything is possible and are very spontaneous