I’m glad you could make your appointment on time. By all means, please follow me through to my office.

The champ will see you now as she ushers you into a new era. The era of the 𝑫.𝑴.𝑫.

Just go right ahead and slay our entire existence why don’t you.

Is it wine-o’clock already? x.com/heartsofearles…

Show the fuck off 🤩

Sorry, mom.

You know what they say. If you got it, flaunt it.

Let me guess— the bra is the cell and what they’re holding could raise some real hell?

Then by all means, don’t let me stop you. Show off for me, flaunt what momma gave you.

Can the three of us just make out already?

See, I’m a clever one. I see straight through your puns. I deserve a brownie.

So 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒎 I just don’t give a 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏. Once again Maranda beat my face to perfection.

I wouldn’t ever scare away from a threeway with you ladies, though that may be an entirely different conversation.

You know what they say, there’s no time like the present.

How could she possibly refuse?

No woman could.

So she best hurry up before we replace her. The options we have are unlimited.

Little to none are ever going to be deserving enough.