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“I suppose so— just be careful about it.”

“Antag..? Hmm, well. Lets see. You’re intoxicated and stumbled into the restaurant.. sounds about right? “ He asked, staring into the other’s eyes.

“Im not an expert on bugs but, your other friend will eat anything. Even drywall.”

“Is she gonna think we’re in a relationship, i mean, im not gay ( 💧💧) im just like—- curious. Is it gay to marry another man..? “ Rody… the way youre putting it. Sounds gay.

“Well- if they cant find food— they eat paper, clothes, drywall- also dry wall is another word for — the walls.”

“Well— “ Rubbing the back of his neck… oh?? “I may of lied— im not sure— what I feel- BUT- weregonnamovepastthat.”

“Some.. drywall??”

[ @HISPETITEAMIE ]

“Oh— yeah i can getcha some more!” Skates off cutely

Skating back with a bowl, he glanced at the snobby lady. Frowning. “Hey lady, whats your deal?”

“Nothing— forget it said anything— 💧💧. Uhm. Have you met her yet or… no? I assume not, I’ve been taking to you this whole time.”

[ @HISPETITEAMIE / @BLANDCH3F ]

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