Me when they only got one cashier for a long ass line

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

The art of not explaining

They better keep that Hannah Montana virus on that damn cruise ship. I know that much.

“She looks a mess” “ chopped hoe” #metgala

People should look up at the moon more often

She will never flip another omelette.

Wow 🤩

I had enough drinks this past weekend at the margaritas and tacos crawl … so drink for me everyone who will be celebrating tomorrow 😩😅

The only thing about the warm weather that scares me is bugs. I hate bugs … so gross

I feel bad for them folks on that cruise. I really do. But baby they can’t come off that ship I’m so sorry.

When the price is right but the shipping is tripping

Zero dedication whatsoever because why are her arms still intact

Yesss

Ridiculous 😂

Sometimes I get so into work … I don’t realize that I’m working without music … that’s how you know I really be focused on the task at hand 😂. Once I realize this though the music absolutely comes back on.

I definitely believe he choked her up … but I also think she’s looking for an opportunity to get paid … which she should not have.

Ridiculous

Lord … this trial is so ridiculous …😅

She should have taken the 100K. This more than covered what she would’ve gotten paid in the beginning. This was never about the assault to her; just what she could gain.