just discovered a cinematic parallel that’s making me lose my fucking mind

all this cease and desist talk has reminded me of my fav phil edit of all time

It sounded nasty but it feels like you're flirting with meeee 🐣 #TaylorSwift

remember to yurify everything this lesbian visibility week ⭐️ #malcnarban #malctwt

bro you're a such fake give-uper i saw you persevere time and time again even when you thought there was nothing worth fighting for. i'm proud of you bro. i truly believe in you.

where is dewey? #malctwt

I would've died for your sins 🪽 #TaylorSwift

WHY IS MY TL ALL EDTWT #EAT #EATING #ILOVEFOOD #ILOVEEATING #CALORIES #FAT #BEAUTIFULFATWOMEN #LEMMESEETHEMTITTIES #PLEASELEMMESEETHEMFATTITTIES

“There’s corners of my fan base that are going to take things to an extreme place” “ that dude didn’t write this song, I did” QUEEEEEN

TAYLOR 😭😭😭

god i’m such a swiftie

Talking about songwriting > Talking about anything else. Thank you Joe Coscarelli and @nytmag. I had the (NY) Time of my life 😎 📷: Stefan Ruiz 🎥: Joshua Charow  nytimes.com/taylorswift

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

Happy Birthday FREGLEY 🤟🏻🔥

she is the best of us