Can Prime Video get their shit together and broadcast a game that I don’t have to watch in abstract. Squinting doesn’t help in my case.

I LOVE that hawk TUAH!

HAAA!!!! Classic GP

Just fell to my knees at the liquor store.

Yeah, you lost. And if we were to play again tomorrow in Neville, YOU’D LOSE AGAIN. Ha! #SECsucks

Shut up bitch.

Beer.

Looks like I’m drinking a bottle of wine for Kim and a fifth of Henny for Maalik tonight.

I’d let you know what my kids rate your slang usage, but Kim is pretty adamant that I not see them ever again. Got another hearing soon tho so maybe I can sneak that question to them.

Been inactive for some time now, had another, rather important, court meeting in my custody battle against Kim. Making a long story short, that bitch got what she set out for, my kids are no longer mine. I love you Kevin, Addison, Bode, Bella, Peter. Your father will always ❤️ U.

No can do Chief

Doctor prescribed me a 12 rack for the heartbreak (I’m the doctor)

12 rack isn’t doing the trick, gonna mix some red wine and white wine together and see if I can blackout.

Singing an all-time classic “Two Dozen Roses” at the top of my lungs rn with, literally, an older bottle of wine. And honestly who even needs blood related family, I’ve got friends that are closer than brothers and that’s all I need.

My main regret in life will be that I didn’t witness Lebron James more while he was prime.

Welp! Cats outta the bag now HA! I guess y’all know where I’ve been now

Love it! This is actually my cousin Craig.

We may share the same name but we don’t share the same intellect because that take was retarded! -Jimbo

I have a son with the same name and watching this brought a tear to my eye. The rendition itself was a little spotty.

So you can shoot? Big whoop buddy, I’ve seen plenty of nerd shot-chuckers like you come and go. Not one hustle play or defensive highlight on the reel, talk about a 1-dimensional player.