// Salem: You are by far the most evil being I have ever encountered. Offer me your soul, dark one. Ana: ( hiss ) Salem: WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE /MY/ SOUL!

if one more person calls me a danger noodle. i swear.

( stares directly into the reader's eyes ) i know what you are

// i love black mambas i think they're a really cool snake

🏳️‍🌈?

nevermind then.

sounds fun.

// tbh i just tune out those people because i've learned that they aren't gonna be satisfied with anything the show does. no matter what happens they will find *SOMETHING* wrong and obsess over it.

yeah sure.

..... yeah i guess so. i also ate a rat once. i would do it again.

woah vore

"Fun fact: There are at least 10 ways I can k!ll you right now"

pathetic

I have samples of all of your blood by the way.

// I keep wanting to be active but then I get on an account I have 5% muse for and go 'Okay let's do this' and then I d!e immediately because I don't know what to post or what to do afanifnaon

Hiss.

What's in it.

.. She might have to stick around then.