leaving lipstick stains on cups is equivalent to an angel leaving behind feathers

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

me

Its so exciting when the trees turn green. Shoutout to chlorophyll

This is literally damsko

i can’t believe i’ve lived long enough to see tom holland’s spiderman have organic webs i love my life never kys

Wow who could have guessed that as a possible outcome? Good thing the Caribbean diversified their economies and placed emphasis on agriculture after Covid, solidifying self sufficiency for locals right?

This is not international ???

Free the caribbean from incompetent evil leaders and horrible DJs

unfortunately, you can't teach this level of romance

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

Some days I play so much sudoku that when I close my eyes to sleep I see a sudoku grid

maybe i’m just in a silly goofy mood but this is destroying me

“Are you free after work?” me after work:

doomer If you’re pure of heart cilantro doesn’t taste like soap btw

in Nederland moet je je eigen vloer meenemen