They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four. Let that sink in.

Imagine still thinking America is the best country in the world to live in. Lmao people are delusional

I need summer and I need summer now.

When you start calculating your score during the exam, you know it's real

I've been saying i'll get my shit together for 6 months, I should probably start doing it

April in college will test your will to live

I'm about 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% done with this semester

I have about 500 things to do, million thoughts running through my mind, so sleep it is :-)

Summer where u at bae

If you got a Snapchat story that says "wait for it" or "wait till the end" I better see some mf ACTION not Jessica sticking her tongue out

Emailing with professors is like the adult equivalent of sending a long ass novel text to someone and getting "k" in return

Thought a 2 week break before the real world would be cool but it turns out I'm worthless with nothing to do.

IT'S 11:06PM WHY IS MY MOM VACUUMING

If your profile picture has the dog filter on your face, I assume something's wrong with your nose.

Why would I pay $30 for a haunted house when I can just log into blackboard and get scared for free?

mr brightside has the power to turn a room full of drunk strangers into something that feels like a family reunion

Alpacas on the loose in #AttleboroMA. Sun Chron Attleboro #alpacas

Tupper II has arrived!