Just FaceTimed my ma twice and she answered and was like Chelsea I can’t talk right now I’m getting my nails done. Bitch 😞

Asked the man for “a few extra chips” and he said I’m just looking after your heart🙂 bye

I always remember going oxegen when I was like 15 with pots and pans hanging out of my ruck sack, like where and who was I cooking a fry for?

SKEPTA one line flows yeah I got some of those

Bizarre inc I’m gonna get you reminds me of Thailand sooo much and is making me excited to go back wirh me women and men and hopefully me bird (even tho she’s scared of the 33 bus) so everyone bully her into coming cheers

Derry girls for life

La la la la the boys are waiting

Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town

Me niamh and her family were out for dinner and my nanny and Granda came in, and Niamh got up and paid for their dinner and sent them coffee and dessert on the sly WHERE did we get her 🥲😣

Niamh just said the next time I go back to a house party she’s ringing the guards on us 🤣🤣

Just want to be back at nia archives with my best friends at all together now is that too much to ask

I always think about when we worked on a garlic farm in Australia and we’d put loads of gloves of garlic in peoples duvets and pillow cases who we didn’t like in the hostel

The love actually cast BOSH

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE

I want you just the way you are do do do

WhErE’s YoUr HeAd AtTtTt at where’s your head at

Can someone add me into the onlyfarts group chat on WhatsApp I have so much to offer

We love you lily allen go on girl x

We love u Olivia Colman girl x

I’m so excited for scary movie 6😝